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2007-12-17T19:20:00.000+08:00

close to 5 months since i last posted.

well, what's new ? Only thing i'm looking forward is my godddamn ord date, less than 100 days away.

I still miss you.

I know you will nv read my blog, so i can post whatever i want.

never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

gg but i done all of that..wow i really suck fuck off rick astley bye

2007-06-16T22:40:00.000+08:00

秋 - ;* (: 已经擦干了泪,为何还有点痛 ? says:
so have you forgotten the laughter and smiles we had ?

gabby says:
yea

B S C D W R
R N L K W

i thought you knew ?

2007-05-15T00:54:00.000+08:00

well done saf. send 2 storeman to taiwan do saikang also can get killed. although i understand this accident is out of saf's hands i cant help but feel this is damn unfair for the 2 nsf's. Honestly i wouldnt give a damn if it were 2 regulars who got killed. Seriously. It'd still be a tragedy yes, but the inclination for empathy would be lesser. Just look at it from the NSF point of view, borne in a country he has no control over, forced to waste 2 years of his life in NS, go through the shitty BQ course, probably get posted against his wishes to somewhere for saikang, and then get killed. wow. at least if this happens to a regular, we can truly say that he died 'in line of duty', because he has a choice, he has chosen to dedicate his life to the country, and if this suay thing really have to happen to him, then really too bad, cant blame anyone. the 2 poor guys, they may have 'died in line of duty', but we all know the truth, if you take the whole thing in its entirety that they were killed doing something they had no choice over.

and this response by the parent of the guy who survived, but over 45% burns on his body was just damn funny la. u see what he said

Mr J Ramakrishnan said: "I feel very grateful to the armed forces. Major Ron played a very important part, contacting me initially, updating me, even at 2am. He did everything possible, told me he'll update me. He did everything possible, even arrangements to fly us up. He also understood our request for him to be flown back to Singapore."

Translation : Huh ? My precious son forced to taiwan, go there with 2 working legs and hands but now coming back on a hospital bed with over 45 burns on his body, and who is currently on ventilator support ? Why it's ok la! I'm still very grateful to the SAF for giving my son the chance to serve the country and experience 'combat'! This will DEFINITELY toughen my son up. huh what's that you say...my son could possibly be disfigured or scarred for life...?huh..anyway i still feel very grateful to the saf la! And Major Ron for his role of updating me important information like exactly how many percent of my son's body is already gone..man i DEFINITELY need to know that. Exact, concise, precise, and to the point. Major Ron is a prime example of capable leaders in the SAF. His generosity even extended to the point of being the first to tell me even if something were to happen to my son, i should only expect a 'realistic' payment from the SAF! To me, i'd NEVER take financial compensation over the sheer pride and honor of serving my nation. As a matter of fact, i'm going to write a letter of recommendation for Major Ron for his 2nd crab promotion now!

2007-05-13T01:23:00.000+08:00

ahahaha wtf. spellstole a buff from a mob that will turn you into dunno what monster. cant even fit in the char screen.

btw that shaman was utterly crap. keep on getting aggro. think he trying to top the dps chart too hard.

2007-04-30T23:54:00.000+08:00

that's it world. i'm jumping.

nah seriously fuck those crazy little small steeps that make you fall to your fucking death. i even kennaed twice, once when trying to get back to my corpse.

2007-04-27T18:45:00.000+08:00

ardent desire says:
its me
ardent desire says:
u okay
ardent desire says:
nothing much
ardent desire says:
just wanna know if youre doing fine
ardent desire says:
this is my last time calling you
ardent desire says:
hope you take care of yourself

You have just sent a Nudge!

ardent desire just sent you a Nudge!

秋 - 随著北风凋零我轻轻摇曳风铃 says:
WHAT FUCK

2007-04-24T23:42:00.000+08:00

fuck stay in. fuck ns. fuck this stupid compulsory 2 yr crap.

wah knn i tell you i pity the new trainees in my unit. every fucking morning and afternoon i see them queing up for lunch like they've just gone scuba diving in france. dripping sweat all over in long 4's machiam they just bathe in it or something.

people saying that guys should take it and stop complaining so much, seriously fuck off. that is absolutely one of the stupidest, i-say-it-therefore-i'm-superior-to-you crap that could be sprouted by anything that breathes. So just because i have an issue with 2 years of my life unvolutarily taken out of me, i shouldnt start to feel upset about it ? You like to carry and swallow all the shit thrown at you, you like to suffer in silence, you like to suckup all the injustices, doesnt fucking mean i have to do the same. Understand ? I dont have to meet up to your garang standards, i dont have to suffer and get bullied, i dont have to act garang in order to feel superior. And i will be laughing at you all the way till i ORD because you have the misconception that ARMY = RL.

2007-04-22T16:01:00.000+08:00

MOMO SUCKS.

That is all. bye.

2007-04-16T22:44:00.000+08:00

Spurs stop disappointing me 1' EMILE HESKEY WTF IS THIS NONSENSE ROBBO ?

oh yea lifes kinda boring now. when ur attached you miss being single and when ur single you kinda want to be attached again.

btwww i just wanna say i <3 YANZI. Just realized how much i underrate her songs, really very very very nice lor. Her 'di yi tian' has gotta be the most feel-happy, mood lifting, listen and u'll feel good type of song la.

xia guo yu de xia tian pang wan, wo tou hui qi dai..

2007-04-08T21:02:00.000+08:00

sun yanzi - wo hai huai nian

niceeeee

ok ? bye

2007-03-16T23:45:00.000+08:00

i want the reason for every sweetness to be you~

2007-03-15T15:44:00.001+08:00

we'll make it =))

^_^

2007-03-09T22:16:00.000+08:00

[name] - qiuuu
[surname] - Ng
[chinese name] - call me dimitar berbatov.
[alias] -ky
[siblings] - None.
[religion] - Spurs.
[now studying in] - national slavery
[last 4 digits of your hp] - 8996
[now listening to] - Nicholas Tse - Amen
[last ate] - LJS
[last drank] - pokka green tea.
[handphone model currently] - no idea whats the model seriously, i walked into the shop and told the seller to gimme the cheapest non camera phone one.
[nike/adidas] - adidas
[black/white] - White because white = Spurs.
[chocolate/vanilla] - Aston Villa.

[pri sch] - min xin primary
[sec sch] - HSC
[soccer/basketball] - basketball are for noobs.
[tennis/badminton] - i beat roger federer round the court during my spare time.
[musical instruments] - None :(
[tv] - Jacky wu variety shows.
[anime] - ahaha fuk no never watched a minute of ANY anime EVER and proud of it :)
[movie] - Amelie, Goodfellas, DPS, Magnolia. These 4 came up right away without referring to any of my dvds.
[gaming] - poopsock
[last dance] - huh
[last concert u attended] - if by concert you mean "concert" then it must be the last cohesion night in our unit when you have indians trying to sing jay zhou songs.

[last person u talked to on the phone] - eh some aunt, wrong numbered :(
[last person u talked to on MSN] - gab
[last blog u visited] - ardenoobeedesireeeeee
[last person's house u visited] - hmmm
[last person u got angry with] - the fucked up indian psycho i end up having a shouting battle at. OPS room 10 meters away heard us over soundproofed doors.
[last person u cried over] - i seriously doubt that has ever happened before.
[last time someone got mad at you] - ha. that bitch sure got pissed at me.
[last time u got hurt] - im buffed with PW:S, not that easy. :)
[last kiss] - the one i gave to Stalteri last sunday. GET IN YOU GENIUS!
[last dream] - the one that you were in.
[gay] - I'm gay for Berbatov. (and possibly keano if he keeps it up)

[sunrise/sunset] - sunset always reminds me of how fast time flies.
[summer/winter] - how bout qiuuu (autumn)
[stargazing] - overrated and boring.
[reminiscing] - with my favourite jay chou songs, definitely.
[romance] - romance of the 3 kingdoms.
[most painful experience] - injured my back last year, couldnt even take off my own socks myself.
[most joyful experience] - Paul Stalteri, 3-4, wet spam going down. says it all.
[most scary experience] - one time i mistook someone alive for an apparition or smth like that..long story lah.
[most disgusting experience] - yesterday when i saw some poor noob ORD being NOVEMBER 2008. SAYS IT ALL HAHAHA.

what fuck gab. not good to copy and paste the template of this qnnaire to your blog without changing. =]

2007-03-05T02:51:00.000+08:00

CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES BERBATOV ? WE COULD NAME HIM DIMITAR BERBAQIU.

2007-01-07T21:14:00.000+08:00

The future lay sparkling ahead, and we thought we would know each other forever.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

2006-12-28T22:55:00.000+08:00

the night breeze falling in love with the moonlight~

sigh~

2006-12-11T19:20:00.000+08:00

hi

treated myself to this steal. 15 USD and free shipping.

http://shop.fye.com/product.aspx?sku=40240608

and lao-pei stop before i set eunos-dog on you this fri.

2006-12-09T01:42:00.000+08:00

helppppp shes already got a long term bf

:(

2006-12-06T20:24:00.000+08:00

Nevermind Defoe, Mido or even Berbatov. When push comes to shove i know who i want to be in my team.

This man. Robbie Keane. Yes, he may moan and whine when things arent going his way, he can score the most fabulous goals while missing the easiest ones, but you can almost never question his passion to the game. This man, probably Ledley King aside, is what that holds our team together. Of all our strikers he is the only one who can create something from out of nothing to save our team, like the way he done yesterday against boring boro, 7 minutes remaining, with the ball from 30 yards out, and bang a goal out of utterly nowhere.

I do admit i have a extremely soft spot for him due to the fact that he's the second oldest serving member in our team. And yes, i do value loyalty and committment highly.

All we dream is a team of Robbie Keanes..

2006-12-03T21:50:00.000+08:00

dont know dont care all i know is you can take me there

2006-11-26T21:22:00.000+08:00

Hi to round out the weekend i shall bore you all with an everyday's account of my camp life. Since so many people are asking why i so free or im always online or what.

0710 : Get woke up everyday by one fucking stupid cutting grass noise. Now that i think of it i have no exact idea what sound is that but it's exactly like those grass cutter kind of sound. i swear you dont need an alarm clock if your living in my unit. The bloody sound NEVER fails to wake me up every morning.

0730 : Don't be silly, like i was really gonna wake up at 0710. I'll go back to sleep and at somewhere between 0730 and 0740 wake up, brush teeth, change to fuck 4 and go downstairs.

0745 : Morning reville..WHAT reville ? Just go straight to my office and daze there until i've fully wake up.

0800 - 0900 : If there's really something to be completed that day i usually finish it during this period of time. But most of the time there is nothing so i either 1) read story book, 2) read magazine, 3) read straits time. If the computer is not occupied i will go surf on forums and play risk.

0900 - 0930 : The 'official' break time. But i dont go by rules so my break time is usually starts alot earlier and ends later. Go E-Mart talk cock with the uncle and read his magazines. Go tapao and go bunk eat while watching channelnewsasia.

1000 - 1200 : 1200 is our official lunch time but more often than not im already asleep by then. Oops. Cant help it, my personal timeclock has a habit of malfunctioning in NS. If by 1045 there's not much to be done and the situation looks safe, me and another guy will go up bunk and sleep. but of course must tactical. cannot do this often.

1345 : Report back to office..in my dreams. I would be either still asleep or just waking up. Make that 1430.

1430 - 1500 : S.T.I.L.L H.A.L.F A.S.L.E.E.P

1500 - 1630 : Go store tuang, re read straits time, magazines, I-Magazine, 8days, Teens, Maxim, FHM..re read every single article in the newspaper...

1630 - 1730 : Go canteen buy drink or go messing warrant office tuang and use his comp to surf net. Or just sit in his chair and sleep hehe.

1730 : bookout bye.

Now dont get mistaken after reading that life in my unit is REALLY a bed of roses in my unit. True it may be better off than most other vocations but there's still the untold side of the story to each side. Like mine, where else could you find so many 'zhuge liangs' forever plotting against each other? Backstabbing is such a normal occurence that i'm not even surprised by it anymore. Each day i hear 'XXX just now tell XXX something..." until sian. I don't belong there. I'm not someone who has my wits around me ALL the time and has the tenacity to watch my back the whole fucking day. Sometimes i must force myself to muster the extra effort to think twice or thrice after something someone has told me, is this cunt im lookiing at right now trying to backstab me ? How should i answer back ?And think of all the possible consequences. I'm not cut out for this stuffs. You have the usual fuckups, the amateur goody two shoes whom you can see through like an invisible mirror but pretend to be oblivious of their doings. Fucktards who can backstab you before lunch and have dinner with you on the same table later.

Is the adult world, the coporate world gonna be like this ? My heart wishes no but my head says yes. In fact i'd be surprise if it isn't much worse. The stakes are higher, not maybe for a few off's or what but your ricebowl. That's why i find it hard to see myself ever slogging it off as a 8-5 in the CBD or whatever area.

The good part is that i'm slowly accepting this as a inevitable part of society. Talk about learning it late, huh ? Unfortunately society is always gonna be about people using one another to climb ladders. Maybe to survive, i'll even consider joining them. Just because i dont like being a backstabbing cunt doesnt mean i'm not good at it. I'm learning the art of subtleties and accustoming myself to think like them. I swear to god those 2 cunts in my unit are gonna get one big time from me before they ORD.

2006-11-24T10:02:00.000+08:00

gabriel says:
ponytails and specs turn me on

well you learn something new everyday. i also discover he likes people calling him 'xiaodi'.

2006-11-23T21:51:00.000+08:00

秋 - silly hats only says:
DAP IN THE HOUSE YO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gabriel says:
YES

gabriel says:
jia gei w

cant believe gabeyyy is openly proposing marriage to this *** whoever she is. must have been inspired after listening to the david tao and jolin duet i sent him. Well i sure am happy to fulfill another happy couple. Sincerely wish them "bai tou xie lao, zi sun man tang."

2006-11-19T20:52:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1C9MT5drk&eurl=

The best darn soccer compilation i've ever seen. Fucking class.

Check out the 4 min part where the commentator said "glory glory tottenham hotspur"

when was the last time you ever hear a commentator say like this about any team ?

2006-11-16T22:09:00.000+08:00

COYS !!!

Won the league 4 points ahead of Arsenal.

Won the League Cup as well, beating manure 2-0 in the final. surprised even me.

But undoubtely my favourite win so far...against the mighty BARCELONA at home..

Berbatov not scoring as much as he used to in the first season. Still, Sherman Cardenas.

2006-11-06T22:06:00.000+08:00

After 16 years..we've finally beaten chelski in the league..

All the players who played in this match will never be forgotten..special mention goes to Michael Dawson, whom i totally love in a non-gay way..

and of coz Boolarooz who is obviously a yiddo at heart..way to go...

AND __|__ YOU JOHN TERRY! dont fuken mess about with our KING.

2006-10-29T22:07:00.000+08:00

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

2006-10-26T20:01:00.000+08:00

My darling one, I have a job now as a overseer on a cotton plantation, and a little house for us, so please come on the very next boat and don't delay. The plantation is owned by Mr James Donnelly, another Irishman from Connemara, it's about thirty miles from Charleston, and the most beautiful place you ever saw. Mrs Donnelly has an aunt in the town, and you can stay with her until we can be married which I hope will be just as soon as possible after your arrival. The house is the gate house for the plantation, it's small and bare, but I know you will soon make it a real home for us.

You might think it strange knowing my opinion of slavery that I took a job on a plantation, but since being here in the South, some of my views that came from ignorance have altered. Mr Donnelly has some thirty slaves, but I assure you he treats them well. But you will see all this for yourself very soon. Write to me as soon as you've booked your passage. I shall be waiting at the dock for the boat to come in, and counting every hour unti I can hold you in my arms. I have so much to tell you and show you. Our life together is going to be wonderful, you'll see.

2006-10-22T15:27:00.000+08:00

LEARN HOW TO TAKE PENALITES NOOB.

restarted the game and promptly trashed them 1-3.

Yeah I cheated. SO ?!?!

2006-10-17T22:22:00.000+08:00

AHAH this is too damn fucking funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU3XC0zZZRg

"COMON ROBBO"

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"YOU FUCKING USELESS **************"

"WANKER WANKERWANKERWANKERWANKER

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT..WHAT THE FUCKING, WHAT THE FUCKING, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT!"

2006-09-27T20:31:00.000+08:00

Will dance if they want to dance
Please brother take a chance
You know they're gonna go
Which way they wanna go
All we know is that we don't know
What is gonna be
Please brother let it be
Life on the other hand won't let you understand
Why we're all part of the masterplan

So there was i listening to this song on my mp3 player when i suddendly noticed something with the lyrics. Unable to get it after listening once i repeated and repeated until i finally got what was catching my attention.

OMGWTF ? i must have heard this song a good twenty million times without EVER catching on to this obvious beatles reference. how the fuck could i missed it ?

oh yeah, and wonderwall.

"i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now"

no beatles reference here, just an example how that line is so simple, yet brilliant and at the same time speaks a thousand words.

2006-09-21T23:36:00.000+08:00

秋 - he didn't say goodbye. says:
dap

gabriel says:
I LOVE YOU XD

says it ALL

2006-09-14T21:36:00.000+08:00

Slavia Prague VS Tottenham Hotspur.

That's right guys, we're going a European tour.

The last time we've been in a europe game Steve 'big club' Carr lost us the game and fucked off to Newcastle. Thank fuck the loser is gone.

What it looks like to win an UEFA cup, teams like Wet spam and newcastle pls take note.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DCv_5dTCphg

2006-09-03T20:39:00.000+08:00

seriously stressed in army.

it's hard to work and live together with a bunch of small minded, petty, backstabbing idiots. When you think you can finally trust someone, they turn around and backstab you. You can only wonder what other stuff that you thought you could trust him with has already been spreaded to everyone. As i jokingly said last week, 'this really is a scary place.' Or am i just weaker in adapating to new environments ?

Time for a change of plans. Suddendly going back for recourse seems a better proposition.

2006-09-03T17:19:00.000+08:00

WHY THE FUCK ARE A BUNCH OF AIRPLANES PERSISTENTLY FLYING OVER MY AREA ?

ARE WE PREPARING FOR A WAR OR SOMETHING ?

AND EVEN IF WE ARE, COULD THEY NOT DISTURB MY SLEEP ?

THE FUCKING NOISE IS SO DEAFENING I HAVE TO COVER MY EARS BEFORE I GO DEAF.

COVER MY EARS IN MY ROOM. YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW DAMN LOUD THE THING IS.

AND IT COMES LIKE TWICE A MINUTE ?

FROM MY ROOM THE SOUND IF ASIF THERES A TRACTOR IN MY LIVING ROOM DRILLING GROUND.

FUCK.

2006-09-01T14:52:00.000+08:00

AHhhhhhhhhh Jay's new album.

Just downloaded it of coz. The ballads sadly are quite average and all almost sound the same but i like all the rap songs. Favourites so far are Track 1, 2 and 7. Track 1 so far is the best in the album. I hate that stupid first single song he sang with fei yu qing. fucking irritating and i always skip it. Kinda dull too. But who knows with many listens i may like it again. Afterall i disliked Fa Ru xue and qi li xiang when i first heard them.

2006-08-29T21:31:00.000+08:00

A moment will come, maybe ina month, maybea year, maybe even several years. You'll be sick or feeling troubled or deeply in love or quietly uncertain or even content for the first time in your life. It wont matter. Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you'll suddendly realize things ar enot how you perceived them to be at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were. You'll detect slow and subtle shifts going on all around you, more importantly shifts in you. Worse, you'll realize it's always been shifting, like a shimmer of sorts, a vast shimmer, only dark like a room. But you won't understand why or how. You'll have forgotten what granted you this awareness in the first place.

You might try then, as i did, to find a sky so full of stars it will blind you again. Only no sky can blind you now. Even with all that iridescent magic up there, your eye will no longer linger on the light, it will no longer trace constellations. You'll care only about the darkness and you'll watch it for hours, for days, maybe even for years, trying in vain to believe you're some kind of indispensable, universe-appointed sentinel, asif just by looking you could actually keep it all at bay. It will get so bad you'll be afraid to look away, you'll be afraid to sleep.

Then no matter where you are, in a crowded restaurant or on some desolate street or even in the comforts of your own home, you'll watch yourself dismantle every assurance you ever lived by. You'll stand aside as a great coplexity intrudes, tearing apart, piece by piece, all of your carefully conceived denials, whether deliberate or unconscoius. And then, for better or worse you'll turn, unable to resist, though try to resist you still will, fighting with everything you've got not to face the thing you most dread, what is now, what will be , what has always come before, the creature you truly are, the creature we all are, buried in the nameless black of a name.

And then the nightmares will begin.

2006-08-16T20:02:00.000+08:00

Name 3 schools you went to:
-Min xin primary school
-HSC
-Ngee Ann Polytechnic

Name 3 things in your purse/wallet:
-Cash
-Coins
-Cards

Name 3 things you like to wear;
-smart 4 (forced to)
-admin attire (forced to)
-boots (forced to ? you bet.)

Name 3 things you always do when you are stressed up:
-bite my fingers
-gets pessimistic
-?

Name 3 favourite songs right now:
-Stephy Tang - Ta Bu Zhun Wo Ku
-Joey yung - xin dan
-Joey Yung - amen

Name 3 favourite persons in life:
-I love myself
-I love myself
-I love myself

Name 3 places you go on a daily basis:
-my fking office
-home
-my fking bunk

Name 3 things you like to do:
-soccer
-sleep
-?

Name 3 people of the opposite sex that you hold hands before:
-mum
-grandma
-cousin

Name 3 favourite fruits:
-Apple
-grapes
-ORanges

Name 3 things you are addicted to:
-poker
-the internet makes you stupid
-sleeping

Name 3 favourite hobbies:
-Sleeping
-Surfing
-Poker (picked up recently)

Name 3 career choices:
-garang guni
-road sweeper
-sell backside

Name 3 goals in 2006:
-become fitter!
-become more hensem!
-become taller!

Name 3 plans for tomorrow:
-go back camp
-tuang in store
-read finish book 4

Name 3 things that scare you:
-flying cockcroaches
-fear of the unknown ?
-i really dunno

Name 3 of your essential needs;
-komputer
-hp
-mp3 player

Name 3 things you are wearing now:
-Shirt
-Shorts
-shoes

Name 3 unforgettable events still in your mind:
-every
-single
-moment with her

Name 3 of your favourite artistes:
-Jacky Wu~
-Joey Yung
-the immortal OASIS.

Name 3 things essential in relationships:
-chemistry
-compatability
-?

Name 3 things you want to do before you leave this world:
-see the world
-
-

Name 3 people to do this quiz:
-you
-j00
-U

2006-08-09T21:51:00.000+08:00

http://www.burj-al-arab.com/

Swee right ? Reminds me of Gab's castle but that's another story. Rooms cost 1.7K SGD per night (cheapest) to more than 10-20K for the royal suite. Anyone wanna go for a trip there can bring me along ?

2006-08-08T23:18:00.000+08:00

ahahahha this is something i read in a forum : A true story of two soldiers.

A True Soldier's Story:

Marine Staff Sergeant Simon J. Sandoval distinguished himself by meritorious service during two combat deployments in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. In August 2004, his platoon was caught in the “kill zone” of a coordinated enemy ambush. Displaying unparalleled competence, he was able to orient the platoon’s fires upon the enemy to prevent collateral damage and civilian casualties. Later, the same month, he evacuated a Marine who had been shot in the neck by enemy sniper fire. After the Marine was shot, Staff Sergeant Sandoval led the casualty evacuation team to a pick up point while still under enemy fire. He ensured that the wounded Marine was loaded up in an armored vehicle before worrying about his personal safety or tending to his own injuries. For his continued actions and selflessness while serving in Iraq, he earned the Bronze Star Medal with the Combat Distinguishing Device. Additionally, for injuries he sustained from enemy rocket propelled grenade fire, he was awarded the Purple Heart by the President of the United States. His distinctive accomplishments reflect credit upon himself, the United States Marine Corps and the Department of Defense.

An SAF Soldier's Story:

IN HIS 17 years in the army, Lieutenant-Colonel Jimmy Toh has never had a more challenging task. On Aug 9, his job is to ensure that the National Day Parade (NDP) runs like clockwork.

From his vantage point in a room just above the grandstand - which gives him a full view of the stadium - he will cue the movement of about 11,200 participants and other support staff.

'It's a big project that involves both military and non-military personnel and many of them are waiting for just one command,' said Lt-Col Toh, 35, who is in charge of a battalion of 600 men.

In the control room, he and five others pore over a table on their laptops that lists every cue they have to issue to the participants below. It is a mind-boggling 80 pages long.

AHAHAHAHAHA...



	One will tell his grandkids how he got his award for bravery facing enemy fire in the line of duty, another will tell his kids how he became colonel because of his choreography skills.

2006-08-07T20:53:00.000+08:00

If i were to be honest, i hate night time. At times when your mind is preoccupied with other stuff it isn't so bad, but on days like last Saturday when I was alone in bunk lying on my bed, watching the last remmants of sunlight get drown away by the perpetual darkness that heaviness in my heart, along with many other things start to come back. And worst still, when I try to look around looking for something to read and take my mind off certain stuff, the only thing i can find is an old cover of FMH or was it MAxim with Steph Song who claims that i'd only have to give her a roti prata and she will be mine. Ah yes..i could do with a Steph Song at that point of time.

So you can't really do anything but lie down and think and reminisce about things you once treasured, moments you once cherish, people who you once loved. I guess as a Taurean, it's much harder to put down or simply forget certain things. Family or friends, little memories that you know you will forever remember. It is painful to know exactly that overindulging in the melancholic past is pulling you two steps back everytime you try to take a step forward, but at the same time you can't help it. You are fighting a losing battle. You can't control your mind from thinking. You can't control your mind to refrain from making connections of objects, things, even conversations to someone or something. But no, you won't cry. There isn't any overwhelming sense of sorrow or sadness in your thoughts, at least not until you've transported from the comfort of the memories to the inevitability of the present. Now that, my friend, is where it starts to get painful. It's like waking up from a bad dream - only to realise that wasn't a dream at all. And then slowly, gradually, you will get used to how you feel, to the heaviness in your heart everytime it comes, you don't reject it anymore, and you start to yearn for it. You realize that the douse of heaviness is one of the few things left still capable of triggering a genuine emotion inside you, one you feel you can touch right through your heart and talk to it.
Now you will, for at least a short moment, understand why she cried when you last spoke to her your heart. You will suddendly feel philosophical, on the brink of some great enlightenment, and then regrets, along with despair will start to creep in. Ah, boy. Regrets. Sometimes i think regrets are God's unique way of making sure you don't do something wrong twice, but it backfires. You end up cherishing and savouring the moment of regret, but not the act, or the regret itself.

It is ok if you don't know what i'm talking about, particularly the last line, but for a moment there i felt like i've just explained alot of things to myself.

EDIT : Grammar and spelling. Blogging feels good after all. Guess i will blog more often.

2006-08-07T20:04:00.000+08:00

NAbei SuckHub. My downloading speed has dropped from 50+ to barely 10!!! Barely 10 can you believe it. And this is on the latest Guess 3 torrent that should normally be full of seeds. KNN SuckHub. First the World Cup cabletv stunt and now this nonsense. If not for old time's sake i'd have already dumped you. It's just like wanting to break up with someone but not doing just because you were together for too long.

2006-08-07T11:27:00.000+08:00

A Darwin worthy incident on how i managed to cut my finger with a pair of shaver.

you see for some inexplicable reason, there is a shaver in the small compartment of my bag. Now i cannot remember when or why would a shaver be found in there but somehow, it's just there. Ye i know who the hell puts a shaver in his bag and carry it around..but that's just me.

Now it was a fine Saturday morning and i was back in camp as opposed to what i should normally be doing (sleeping at home)so i was feeling abit sian already. Approaching my bunk i rummaged my trousers as always to get my key, but this time the familiar jingle wasn't there. Allright so it should be in the small compartment in my bag yeah ? Or so i thought. I tried to feel the outline of the key but still, nothing. Now the compartment was actually quite full containing my wallet hp mp3 player, receipts, and plenty of other rubbish stuff and i was getting quite frustrated so i took down my bag and open it and put my hand inside and anyhow whack here and there trying to feel the key. The only thing i 'whacked' 5 seconds later were the 2 inches thick blades of my shaver on my precious middle finger, leaving two artistic scars on it. Honestly it was quite painful, as my first impressions were "C******" and then after i looked at it"FUCK"!
I thought it was a small cut at first so i just wiped the blood underneath my smart 4 but the blood simply kept on gushing out. No exaggeration the blood was really flowing out badly for such a small cut. Rushed to the toilet and pressed it under the water but the thing just wont stop bleeding. Went down to the OPS RM and requested for some plaster. For the time it had taken the guy to get me a plaster, i might have died. Anyhow put 2 handiplast on it and went to the medical centre. By the time i got there the handiplast was already covered with blood. Now the duty personnel at the MC was abit more high class as they gave me a cotton wool that resembled a condom and put two pieces of masking tape over it. They could might as well stapled it to my finger.

And no i did not manage to find my bunk key. Gab wanna give it back to me ?

2006-07-26T22:39:00.000+08:00

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught in the cross fire of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger,
you legend, you martyr, and shine!

You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter,
you piper, you prisoner, and shine!

Nobody knows where you are
How near or How Far
Shine on You crazy Diamond

How more many more layers
Will there be drawn in you there
Shine on You crazy in Diamond

And we'll bask in the shadow
Of Yesterday's triumph
Sail on the steel breeze
Come on you butcher, you winner and loser, you miner of truth and delusion
And shine!

2006-07-20T11:39:00.000+08:00

fucking sick of the two problematic batteries in my unit.

Now i'm on leave today but they have to make me go back to do some fucking transfer ration for them next coming monday for them becoz they dun have the common sense to pass it to me earlier. and the figures they gave me all wrong. even fucking forget pass me the ration form for next week until I had to call and remind them. I should have just act blur and make them all starve on Monday. FUCK

2006-07-15T23:34:00.000+08:00

7 random facts abt me:
-i can listen to the same song for 7 hours straight on repeat
-i dont like facing up to the truth if i dont like it. I have an unique ability to come up with excuses for myself. (Deep down i will know la. But i may not ever admit it.)
-i sleep with only one pillow. i cant sleep with bolsters or blankets around. i cant sleep with the fan directly at me.
-I drink at least a bottle of green tea everyday.
-i can almost never watch a movie or read a book more than once.
-i havent touched my ps2 for almost a year
-i love to drink water. i can drink 20 glasses if need be. i was probably the other one who didnt groan during BMT water parades.

7 things that scares me:
-flying insects in my room
-last minute cockup in work.
-worried if i forgot to do something/did something wrongly
-forgetting to bring my keys
-fingernails screeching on a board
-Defoe/King leaving ?
-Fear of committing myself ? I guess..

7 things i like most:
-laughing
-Sleep
-Telling lame jokes
-Every second of the day as the clock invariably gets closer to 5.30 p.m.
-Reading a good book
-A Spurs win.
-Audrey Tatou.

7 things i say most :
-huh
-ooooh
-ok thanks..usually followed by 'bye'
-'ULS OFFICE'
-'he's not around'
-sian la
-'sorry?'

Last Cigarette: im a guai kia so i dun smoke

Last Alcoholic Drink: im a guai kia so i dun drink

Last Car Ride: no $$ to take cab lar

Last Good Cry: Last year i guess

Last Library Book: HAHA. The Shining by Stephen King. (more than 1 year overdue liao)

Last book Bought: Maradona's biography

Last Book Read: The above.

Last Movie Seen in Theatres: the movie about the 7 dogs trapped in south or north pole dunno lar. i dun even know what name was that movie.

Last Movie Rented: dont rent movies.

Last Cuss Word Uttered: C******

Last Beverage Drank: green tea

Last Food Consumed: some chicken soup

Last Crush: what

Last Phone Call: few minutes ago to DBS bank.

Last TV Show Watched: the 9pm show on channel 8 last monday.

Last Time Showered: 7.30pm today

Last Shoes Worn: my nike boots

Last CD Played: dont listen to CD's anymore.

Last Item Bought: my dinner downstairs

Last Download: some variety show from taiwan

Last Annoyance: cant rem

Last Disappointment: cant rem

Last Soda Drank: dunno

Last Thing Written: last friday

Last Key Used: house keys

Last Words Spoken: goodbye

Last Sleep: on the bus ride home this evening.

Last Ice Cream Eaten: should be some tub of chocolate chip/vanilla bought from 7-11

Last Chair Sat In: computer chair what else

Last Webpage Visited: somethingawfuldotcom

2006-07-14T16:31:00.000+08:00

Ivy Walker: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?

Lucius Hunt: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.

2006-07-13T08:55:00.000+08:00

To dream that you have trouble hearing over the telephone, signifies that you are the center of some malicious gossip.

To dream that you are having a telephone conversation with someone your know, signifies an issue that you need to confront with that person. This issue may have to do with letting go some part of yourself.

now why did i go back to sleep after waking up..allllgdkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjgk;laflkglkgaldkgdaaa

2006-07-09T19:14:00.000+08:00

Coldplay - Moses is one of the most beautiful songs ever made.

2006-07-08T23:31:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BDAE ROBBIE KEANO!

And number 1 is Robbie Keane,
And number 2 is Robbie Keane,
And number 3 is Robbie Keane,
And number 4 is Robbie Keane,
And number 5 is Robbie Keane,
And number 6 is Robbie Keane,
And number 7 is Robbie Keane,
And number 8 is Robbie Keane,
And number 9 is Robbie Keane,
And number 10 is Robbie Keane,
And number 11 is Robbie Keane,

We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane’s,
a team of Robbie Keane’s,
a team of Robbie Keane’s,
We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane’s,
a team of Robbie Keane’s,
a team of Robbie Keane’s.

2006-07-07T16:18:00.000+08:00

Fucking WEnger talking balls again.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2006310246,00.html

bloody hell..the hypocrisy of this man ASTOUNDS me..it's not once or twice but so many times he can simply pretend his team arent doing the same for years..

vieira..reyes..henry..pires..lehmann..fucking fucking cheaters..

if video evidence were really used i guess arsenal may struggle to put 11 players onto the pitch..

and how dare he accuse JOL of being a cheater ? While he can simply say 'i didnt see it' that same o lame excuse he gives everytime ?

I hope Fabregas and cole fucks off to Madrid...henry is getting on age and cant do it all alone..reyes is another big bottler and rosicky isnt gonna like all the hard tacklings that goes on in the PL.

2006-07-05T21:37:00.000+08:00

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CFM DRAW GAME TONITE

TAKE PORTUGAL +0.5 TO COVER IF U SCARED

FRANCE WILL KELONG AGAIN

WIN LIAO DUN FORGET TO DONATE $$ TO ME

2006-07-04T18:29:00.000+08:00

long juan feng

2006-07-02T09:52:00.000+08:00

ENGLAND OUT YAS!

$$$ PORTUGAL $$$$

I dont give a damn about england normally but since this years squad had Spurs players i started paying them more attention. fuck j00 Sven for not bringing Defoe. Owen crocked, Rooney sent off and Crouch useless, who's left on the bench ? Theo Walnut who played a grand total of 0 minutes ? Playing Hargreaves in front of Carrick ? fuck you lah chaocheebye Sven

im glad the wc is coming to an end soon because that means the EPL is starting soon!

oh and carrick can go for 17 million if he wants too

Zokora > all

Lennon = next biggest thing

2006-06-01T23:39:00.000+08:00

k so that day i was having a bloody headache at my camp for around 1 day and finally decided to see the doctor there. against my good judgement i requested to rest in the sick bay and suffice to say i got extremely well acquainted with needles through that experience.

Firstly they decided that they wanna insert my vein through the connecting wires to dunno what packet of thing lah. I asked them if it was necessary for all those rubbish anot. all i really need is a good rest but they said they were 'acting on orders' and as a precaution in case something happened to me, they could feed me liquids or dunno what shit through my vein to my body. Sure thing noob - how bout Iran to win the World Cup.

OK so initially they took like forever to set up all the rubbish with 1 pple doing and 4 pple watching - typical way the army works. then they took another lifetime of forever to find my vein, alternating between my right and left hand before concluding that my right hand side was easier. K sure thing, i was thinking get this done with and i can get some sleep in peace.

Amateur no.1 was first to go.

"Could be a little painful" - he told me in mandarin. Well no shit sherlock.

I endured about 10 minutes of the needle in my skin/vein and heard dunno how many times 'no backflow leh' possibly hinting at the imminent failure of his clumsy attempt. And at last when he DID take out the needle at that point i thought they were done and i could finally get some rest.

But no.

Amateur No.2 was up next and he told me to stretch out my left hand. "I tot u all take already?"
Amateur No.1 : "couldnt find the vein..sorry ah"

Now let me conclude Amateur No.2 attempts by saying that he has issues. Not only did he remarkably fail to locate my vein, he apparantely didnt get anywhere near it. Then in the process he navigated the needle in my skin like he was playing xbox 360 with the needle as the joystick knnbccb.

Now for Amateur No.3. The million dollar question - Right or Left hand this time ?

Amateur No.3 wanted another go at this guinea pig's lef - sorry MY left hand this time. Looked more serious and capable - could he make it ? I sure thought so until he dropped the bombshell.

"Dont worry lah my record of "1 shot 1 kill" is 7 out of 10 times."

Wow, a 7/10 rate for a supposedly qualified medic sure filled me with confidence didnt it - NOT. Quite expectedly he failed like the other 2, probably more disappointed that took his track record down.

Attempt number 4 arrived soon enough - no, even their incompetence could not persuade them to let me off. Endured another 10 minutes of their latest attempt- to be honest i had lost count at that moment, could have been no.5 but im not sure. Anyway they failed.

Again.

Finally they decided to try 1 last time on my left hand - "if cannot tell MO liao lah" looks like they were finally convinced by their own failures. And wouldnt you bet against it - on the fucking FIFTH try did one of them, god bless him, manage to hit my vein.

The whole thing took around 1 hour with so many pple crowding around your bed like watching show. After this treatment even someone with phobias of needles also would become not scared liao. And for all that trouble that thing sticked in my vein for only like 1 hour + before they came and rip it off. WTF ? I guess the only good point was that throughout the process i've forgotten abt the initial pain in my head and before i knew it i was ok again. Fuck.

2006-05-26T21:52:00.000+08:00

A man has a false heart in his mouth for all the world to see, another in his breast to show his very special friends and his family, and the real one, the true one, the secret one, which is never known to anyone except himself alone, hidden only God knows where. They're treacherous beyond belief, vice-ridden beyond redemption.

2006-05-25T21:52:00.000+08:00

Once there was a giving tree who loved a little boy.
And everyday the boy would come to play
Swinging from the branches, sleeping in the shade
Laughing all the summer’s hours away.
And so they love,
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

But soon the boy grew older and one day he came and said,
"Can you give me some money, tree, to buy something I’ve found?"
"I have no money," said the tree, "Just apples, twigs and leaves."
"But you can take my apples, boy, and sell them in the town."
And so he did and
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

But soon again the boy came back and he said to the tree,
"I’m now a man and I must have a house that’s all my home."
"I can’t give you a house" he said, "The forest is my house."
"But you may cut my branches off and build yourself a home"
And so he did.
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

And time went by and the boy came back with sadness in his eyes.
"My life has turned so cold," he says, "and I need sunny days."
"I’ve nothing but my trunk," he says, "But you can cut it down
And build yourself a boat and sail away."
And so he did and
Oh, the tree was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

And after years the boy came back, both of them were old.
"I really cannot help you if you ask for another gift."
"I’m nothing but an old stump now. I’m sorry but I’ve nothing more to give"
"I do not need very much now, just a quiet place to rest,"
The boy, he whispered, with a weary smile.
"Well", said the tree, "An old stump is still good for that."
"Come, boy", he said, "Sit down, sit down and rest a while."
And so he did and
Oh, the trees was happy.
Oh, the tree was glad.

2006-05-14T21:26:00.000+08:00

When summer rolls around again those long shadows as the day comes to an end make me sad as hell. I've never been able to figure out why, exactly. It's an almost overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, I've never felt it elsewhere. Maybe deep down I realize I'm fighting a losing battle against time? I'm not sure.

i'd rather be dreaming than living,
living's just too hard to do.
it's chances, not choices.
noises, not voices.
a day's just a thing to get through.

living's just too hard to do.

i'd rather be dreaming than talking.
there's nothing to hear or to say.
with his covered mouth closed,
the world is opposed.
nothing gets in or away.

there's nothing to hear or to say.

i'd rather be dreaming than thinking.
thoughts are small comfort to me.
dreams might be pretend, but at least dreams end,
and i just can't stop thinking, y'see.

thoughts are small comfort to me.

i'd rather be dreaming, than sleeping.
just sleeping yeah just as well dead.
in dreams, i can fly.
in dreams i don't die.
that's why i lie here in this bed.

just sleeping, yeah just as well dead.

2006-05-10T21:01:00.000+08:00

damnnit amazon's Criterion dvds discount is gonna make my pocket burn :(

Seven Samurais here i come!

2006-04-23T19:29:00.000+08:00

Sad. I suddendly feel very sad inside and it's not because im about to book in. It has been inside me for along long time and i cant pin point to what exactly it is. I'm lacking something or someone and i dont know what it is. It's like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing here and there. And im possesed by this burning urge to find the pieces, yet i dont know where and how to start. There's this something missing in my life. Can anyone point me to the correct direction please ?

2006-04-22T00:20:00.000+08:00

Fratres!

Three weeks from now, I will be scchmmoking my crops.
Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.

Hold the line.

Stay with me.

If you find yourself alone, running in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for we are in the Champions League, and we're already there!

Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity.

COYS!

2006-04-21T19:39:00.000+08:00

Have been perpetually in zombie mode all day in camp and it's doing great. But somehow i kenna 'marked' by one of the chaocheebye superiors.

fuck the attempt to sound civil..CHEEBYE I KENNA 4 EXTRAS FOR GUESS WHAT..FUCKING CAUGHT FOR BRINGING CAMERA HANDPHONE 3 TIMES~!~! dun think im proud of that because it's fucking stupid and i cant help feeling i've been wronged. I surrendered my HP twice and they counted into it -_-. I think i hold the fastest record for kennaning 'extras'..been there barely a week and tio 4 extras liao~

Anyway my 'case' apparantely caused quite a 'storm'. BEen forced to see the SWO, the RSM who gave me 4 extras but the worst shit was the stupid Major. He claimed i have 'attitude problem' and asked me not to 'test his fucking english' when i couldnt hear what he said and said 'sorry' ? Also asked me if i was 'not very happy izzit' when he said i would be confined. Almost answered 'Feeling outstanding Sir" ..the extras i'd tio would almost be worth for seeing the look on his face after that...

Like i said my handphone case which i HONESTLY had no idea would caused such a storm led to some very interesting email from the above Major to my unit Sergeants which i read..he mentioned my excuse for bringing handphone in as 'a lame excuse' which is not entirely false..but it's still kinda funny and that 'neccessary action must be taken'..he asked me to cut my sideburns which are fucking short and after 2 times he still buay song and ask me to down 20 right inside his office -_- and ask me if im 'trying to be funny' and 'testing the system izzit'..and then the next day..i went to nee soon camp to help out with the NDP and he happened to be there also..i didnt do anything of note but the very next day my Sergeant informed me she received a email from the major stating he noted 'AN IMPROVED PERFORMANCE AND ATTITUDE' from me..i really dunno what to say..fucking funny guy.

When i was in Tekong i couldnt wait to get out but now im outside in unit i cant wait for my recourse to happen and return to Tekong. WTF ? I cant understand myself.

Anyway my 4 extras also tio at a very right time.. I will be helping out for NDP next Sat, confined Next Sunday and the monday after that happen to be may day..which means i will have May Day + the next day off (for helping on a Sat) and have the week cut real short. Then the following Sat + Sun confined but i will still bookout on Friday coz it's Vesak Day. Which means i wont get to spend an entire week there hehe.

And after my last extra serve it'd just nice be BOOKOUT period for me ( new recruits into our unit arent supposed to book out for a month ) but after that can leave anything after 5.30 and return before 12. Hmmm perhaps gonna wait for 1-2 months before i unleash my next stunt to achieve stay in rights. Believe me i will succeed : )

2006-04-16T18:08:00.000+08:00

I've decided to switch to zombie mode everytime im in camp. I will not make unnecessary small talks, not joke, not laugh, and not show too much emotions or expressions. I will do the bare minimal to get by without slacking. I will not be late or early. I will do my best in everything but i will not do more.

That is all.

2006-04-11T22:18:00.000+08:00

My first ever favourite band :

My first soccer idol :

First fav male singer :

First hollywood star i really liked (in Sleepers) :

Current favourite Hollywood actor:

First movie that i teared in :

Favourite movie that will never change no matter how many better ones i will watch :

Favourite female singer :

Favourite childhood cartoon show :

Favourite TV host :

er..i dunno why i did all this. guess im really bored.

2006-04-08T15:01:00.000+08:00

Sima Yi:

Lu Bu (fucking overpowered, almost 100% of his attacks sure will critical hit. Downside is that if you dun pair him with a good advisor he will tio enemy tactics rather easily.)

For Zhuge Liang, you could just take a look at my pic instead.

Nah JK. But his stats in this game are badly nerfed, his leadership and politics are not even ranked top 3 like they always did

2006-04-07T20:18:00.000+08:00

Been hooked on RTK 11 lately. Romance of the 3 kingdoms is definitely the longest series of game i've ever played, beginning with RTK 2 at my Aunt's house using her 66 MHZ computer back then. I remember getting really hooked over the game, and then the story, till now i've read almost 5 versions of the entire book a few times liao. Anyway this series is definitely one of the best i've played in terms of graphics and gameplay, they finally took out the option to play as an officer(which i think is bloodily stupid) and limit the player to use only rulers. Even though part of the game is in Jap the majority important stuff are still in Chinese making it playable.

In the past i always started with Liu bei but now i find playing as Cao Cao more exciting la.

Graphics : 10/10

Another part of the game which i absolutely adore is some of the character portraits.

Chang San Zhao ZiLong!~ (nicest portrait in the game imo)

Gan Ning looks surprising suave here:

Guan Yu~~

Zhou Yu looks great too:

Elegant Lady Sun~ :

Saw a Mani lookalike though :(

Guo Jia and his 1 hit KO skill in a tongue battle..( no, not THAT kinda battle you were thinking)

if you wanna see more portraits of certain officers lemme know and i'll try to host it :)

2006-04-02T01:03:00.000+08:00

Fucking disgraceful..that's what it is.

I cant believe Anthony Gardner is allowed to ruin 31 games of our hard work with one fucked up display.

4th spot is gone. Only a matter of time before the scums take it back.

KNN. Fucking tulan. How the fuck did we manage to lose to Newcastle. You tell me i tio 20 guard duty in a row i also not so tulan. Or realizing my girlfriend slept with 5 guys i also wont be this fucking pissed.

I just realized how much i fucking hate Alan Shearer. I feel damn ashamed of having him as my childhood idol when i grew up.

Fuck this and my cb cough that is making me feeling very ill.

2006-04-01T14:41:00.000+08:00

想不起　怎么会病到不分好歹
连受苦都甜美
我每日捱着　不睬不理
但却捱不死　又去痴缠你
难道终此一生
都要这么　不可争一口气

＊很谦卑　只不过是我太过爱你
连自尊都忘记
跌到极麻木　只好相信
又再爬得起　就会有转机
若我不懂憎你　如何离别你
亦怕不会飞

＃由这一分钟开始计起　春风秋雨间
恨（限）我对你以半年时间　慢慢的心淡
付清　账单
平静的对你热度退减

一天一点伤心过　这一百数十晚
大概也够我　送我来回地狱又折返人间
春天分手　秋天会习惯
苦冲开了便淡＃

（说甚么再平反）
只怕被迫一起　更碍眼
（往后这半年间）
只爱自己　虽说不太习惯
毕竟有限　就当　过关

2006-03-31T20:08:00.000+08:00

Hi guys im back once again from my chalet in Tekong. I call it a chalet not figuratively but most literally as like i said from my previous post i whole day zho bo lan due to my OOT status. Anyway i met another retarded MO to submit my specialist letter and guess what he did ? He referred me back to SGH for another consultation..what the fuck. But as they're paying for it i'm not complaining.

This week was rather slack for most of us. We were supposed to book out on Thursday again but thanks to the stupid rifle presentation that dragged all the way to 10+ we were forced to spend 1 more night at Tekong and book out Friday morning. Of course i was also held back despite playing no part in the presentation or anything at all. But whatever la.

I felt rather 'healthy' during my first two weeks there and it's only after my first bookout and the subsequent book in, where i must have gotten too comfortable to mainland life to adjust immediately to the sand and dust pollution in Tekong. On Monday i started to feel an irritable itch in my throat and by WEdnesday i was totally unable to talk without straining myself. Not to mention i sound like a 50 year old man who lost his vocals. Somewhere around Tuesday i developed another fucked up cough which really tekaned me most as my extremely considerate bunk mate insisted on turning on the fan full blast when im right below it -_- which made me cough like hell during the night. At around the same time the flu bug hit me so i was down with cough flu and sore throat.

I've also been sleeping alot during the afternoons and early mornings. I realized that it's only when i sleep alone in the afternoons at bunks that i actually dream. 3 weeks and i never had a single dream when i was sleeping together for some reason. I sleep around 10-12 hours a day. Sometimes i wonder if my only job there is to sleep. I also fucking slack around like no business. Mastered the art of sneaking up and sleep when no one's watching. Ya and reading. I'm about to finish reading my first novel in a year, "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" by Ken Kesey. Specially bought that book at Times before i booked in knowing i will have alot spare time. It's a fucking nice book but i recommend anyone to watch the movie first before reading it.

Some unfortunate pple were given guard duty this weekend. Luckily for me im exempted for all duties including guard duty so there's no chance in hell i will be getting it.

There are really alot of funny people around. You have blur cocks, slackers, sissies, enthusiasts and alot more. Sometimes i really 'pei fu' those garang pple as they're capable of standing up to this kind of life in a way i know i will not be able to. A regimental and disciplined life. I know the fault doesnt lies in the system, it lies in me. Or should i say not that i CAN'T live that kind of life, but i'd much rather not EVEN if i could. For me to do something, i need motivation. I can't find a single shred of motivation there.

And can you believe one of my platoon sergeants called me a ginna. That time i was sitting down and he called me and i was too lazy to stand up and reply so i just said 'what', seriously to his credit he took it well and said "WAHHHHHHHHHH..what ah..you dun think you got ginna face..i scared of you ah!" WTF i thought one of the criteria for an official is having proper vision.

Waiting to get posted out soon. It cannot come any sooner.

2006-03-26T18:17:00.000+08:00

Happier days.

What have they done to me ?!

2006-03-23T20:56:00.000+08:00

Hello nooobs am back from a short 2 week stint in Tekong. This might sound lame but time really passed damn quickly for me for some reason..yes there were days when i wondered 'how the hell am i going to get through this' but sitting in the comfort of your own cosy room and it's easy to reminisce about 09 March 2006 like it were yesterday.

Let me start from exactly 2 weeks ago. Got off to army life with a real bad start. The time stated on the letter for the bus to the ferry was like 3.45 pm and i reached Pasir Ris at 3.40+. Couldn't find the damn pick up point. Walked the whole round of white sands in vain. Called BlueEyes and luckily he told me how to take a cab there. You know the drill..when you need a cab most it simply doesnt show up. Waited there for about 15 mins and arrived @ the ferry terminal at 4+. Everyone else had already left. Limpeh was the latest enlistee can. People take the big ferry ship go i take the small private one. Specially arranged somemore. Personally escorted by 2 officers there. Luckily the officers didnt gimme any hard time for being late. Will never forget the sense of resignation as the ferry slipped further and further from the docks.

When i arrived i was taken through the usual proceedings la..dunno what ID tag, and those whatever shit..then the welcome ceremony by the dunno who. By the time we got all our bags and first visited our bunk it was already 7+.

First day passed rather well. Maybe it was because everyone was too busy settling down, arranging shits to actually think about missing home. Before we slept those who still had hair on them got sent to the barber who ruthlessly eliminated everything on my head :( And amongst the repurcussions include the inability to think logically for the next few days due to sudden shock) Contrary to reports from friends i fell asleep rather quickly on the first night.

The next few days was the introduction to the usual shitz la, water parade, how to greet officers, how to make your SBO/Fieldpack, and gradually everyone developed a high tolerance to scoldings and shoutings from officers, now i think even if you curse whole my family 18 generations i also no reaction liao. 1 of the first fucking irritating thing i learned is that wherever we go we have to MARCH. fuck that. It takes a fucking long time everytime to arrange into platoon level and then march. Cheebye. EVeryone starting anyhow march. 50 pple marching got 50 different patterns. All that quickly changed when 1 day after lunch we were made to march around the fucking track nearly 8 times. Cheebye. That can be considered the 'first' punishment we received. Let me tell you marching under the fucking sun round after round is no fun.

Saw alot of my friends in my same company. 1 from the same sec school ended up together with me in the same bunk, 2 primary school friends from the same platoon and 1 of my childhood soccer buddy who live near me.

The first 5 days routines were pretty standard, wake up at 0530 fall in 0545, we basically exercise, do workouts, run, all day. Luckily in between there were alot of talks held by insurance companies and boy did we look forward to that. Because the talks were in air conditioned rooms and most of us fell asleep before the first word was even uttered. Somemore the speakers were old grey haired guys..fuck lah cant they at least get some female presenters ? Only NTUC income i think bought a female speaker..too bad she was indian. and old. and ugly. SLEPT.

Although most of the time were so hectic that we barely had time to think about other things it was during those free time or those 'talks' that my mind really started anyhow thinking or 'hu si luan xiang'. And in the army once you start thinking too ahead you will really start feeling damn depressed. The nights arent really too bad for me because i sleep once my body hit the bed..One time I was sitting during the end of one talk that all of a sudden i felt damn fucking lonely, as if i were the only person living in this world. Felt so depressed that tears suddendly swelled up in my eyes. I duno why. Army life does funny things to you sometimes.

on the 15th i went to see the MO (Medical Officer) about my back pain. Trust me SAF is the only place young 20+ year old unqualified, inexperienced adults get the chance to be doctors. Why can't SAF just get a few qualified doctors from the various hospitals to work at Tekong ? THe doctors there are there totally cannot make it. Even the medic there said as much. There seems to be no doctor/patient relationship there, only a superior and his subordinate patient. FUcking ridiculous. The MO that attended to me talked to me asif i killed his whole family.

Anyway he gave me a 1 week MC for my back pain and told me to come back for Xray the next day. The x-ray confirmed that some of my back ligaments are damaged and told me to rest for the week. Words of an amateur. REST FOR A WEEK ? This pain has been troubling me for half a year and you expect a week of 'REST' to fucking cure it ? For it to magically disappear ? I told him "with all due respect Sir, i dont think this is something you can sleep it off". He went "Hmm..yaa..if still got pain come back and see me" -___- At least that blur cock didnt went all the way and gimme fucking painkillers.

For the next week it was fucking slack and rest days for me la. KNN everyday fall out sit in 1 corner with those other people feeling unwell. LUCKILY i met my neighbour there and he also had some wrist problem that he had to sit out for quite a long period. So we'd sit down there and tok cock for hours at 1 stretch. We're both slackers and bo chups so still can talk and make fun of our sergeants and those WAyang Pros or Por Lan Pa (PLP) kings in our platoon la. I REALLY wonder what some of them are thinking lah. Why wanna act until lidat ? KNN cant stand those fuckers. But knn everyday sit down there backside dont pain also hard. People get sunburn i get shadeburn and airconburn.

At the end of the 7th day it was the 21st so i went back to see the doctor there again. The procedure there is fucking slow and this time i got a ruder doctor than before. People there get more obnoxious as their rank get higher. This one said to me "you want OOT right ? I give you" and before i could answer he already took out the OOT paper and ask me to sign. OOT means out of training which means i will basically sit down and zho bo lan for as long as possible until i get posted out. Which also means i have see specialist and downgrade arbo i will need to waste more months doing a BMT recourse. Whatever la. Now my days are spent helping the clerk do admin shit everyday. Might sound good but also bad when your section mates come from something and you wanna join in the discussion also hard. You feel like the odd one out. The conversations there are quite forced and it's tiring to keep up with it all the time. FFS i cannot be the only slacker out there ?

So in the 14 days there, not counting the first day i only did training for around 5 days. And did nothing for the rest. Sweep here sweep there clean here clean there. I think i did more sweeping for the 9 days there than i did for my entire life. Dunno if i can tahan doing shit for the rest of the months there.

But one thing i got there from my section mates was a new nickname (Sleeping God) becuase i sleep whenever i have any free time, and im always the first to sleep even before lights out.

Still cant stand seeing myself botak. But as they say "Botak is temporary but Handsome is forever."

2006-03-09T14:55:00.000+08:00

and into the sea goes pretty England and meeeee...........

2006-03-05T03:54:00.000+08:00

Met up with Teck, Neo and a few of the girls @Balcony as our final gathering before i'm off to serve the fucking nation. :( Had quite an ok time there except the chairs were quite uncomfortable and the music too loud. This was actually more of a photoshooting session than a tok cock one because half the time we were taking pictures. There are many many more which I regret to say i wont be putting up because i just realized i'm really REALLY phototragic :(

4 more days to doomsday :(

2006-02-28T01:48:00.000+08:00

happiness is..

when ur damn hungry at 1.30 am, opening the fridge expecting nothing only to see a can of lychee greeting you in the face. fuck yeah.

2006-02-26T22:07:00.000+08:00

Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!
Fuckers Arsenal lost AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-24T02:08:00.000+08:00

Poor Karine took it upon herself to haolian that her MSN can handwrite and mine cant :( told me she wanted the whole world to see her 'drawings' which i unfortunately forgot to save before closing the window : ( but i did however saved a copy of her illegible handwriting.

well like Kelvin "Anonymous Hum" Tan once said "A picture speaks a thousand words" : ) Now i'm no handwriting connoisseur myself but i believe in Chinese we call it Bu4 Lun2 Bu4 Lei4".

Much more atrocities including, but not limited to drawings of bikinis panties breasts butts and more breasts. Felt like i was playing a perverted version of "Win lose or draw". And no i did not draw them, i failed Art from sec 1-4 (actually i passed Art in Sec 3, i cheated during the Art examination...beat that noobs! Cheating in an ART EXAM. ) Pity i forgot to save or the whole world would be witnessing her drawings in all its full glory. (k la some not bad)

So sorry no boobs pics here =( if you want some however you could pay a visit to SGH in a few months time where some of the prettiest nurses SUPPOSEDLY reside. ; )

2006-02-21T03:56:00.000+08:00

well if ur damn bored like i am right now waiting for Accrington you can go try www.myheritage.com quite a fun site that pairs you off with celebrities or 'celebrities' that you may or may not look like.

Thanks SA!

did you land with a thud

"I have a dream..."

God of Gamblers..good omen ?

*salutes

OHH Accrington is 2 up :) WHY ISSIT SO HARD TO L

2006-02-11T01:05:00.000+08:00

All I need is someone who is there to cook maggie mee for me when im hungry on nights like these

2006-02-05T13:54:00.000+08:00

test

2006-01-30T23:28:00.000+08:00

The results of your analysis say:

You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a social person who likes to talk and meet others.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.

2006-01-24T03:01:00.000+08:00

http://www.campussuperstar.com.sg/female9.htm

Seriously i just noticed this girl..is so cute+chio can..and shes only sec 2 wtf ?!?! Beats the rest hands downnn

Also just realized the NTU girl with the cute dimples in SuperHost got eliminated..wtf ? She is by far the prettiest and in terms of talent heads and shoulders above the rest the last time i watched..hmmm..

2006-01-23T22:13:00.000+08:00

LIO FERRIRAND WHAT A F*CKING BEAUTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-14T01:12:00.000+08:00

This is for Wong Ching "Fucker Mani" Hao (if u say this fast it sounds like an indian name), congrats for having a splitting image of andy reid. (bottom corner furthest right), is he ur lost brother ? Can you like put that candy down for even a second before taking the photo..greedy pigs.

2006-01-12T21:18:00.000+08:00

Wow, havent update in quite a fucking while. (no, the periodic bullshit(s) to show y'all im still alive doesnt count)

Not much, just wanted to tell those who havent already seen this goddamn awesome movie to check it out right now, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by Michael Grondy; and i guarantee you, if from the title you are imagining it right now to be some cliche love story like i did, you couldnt be more wrong. This is one of the most AwesomeBeeGeeSus(Fuck..excessive capitalizing..I'm typing more like BlueEyes) film i've watched. The cinematography is fucking brilliant, some of the sceneries inside are ___, well there really isnt a word to describe it. It could be my vocabulary deproving, but then again if XX can write for TNP so can I, if Gary Neville can play for England so can I, if Marcus Bent can score a goal so can I.

For anyone not interested in seeing this movie, here is a one-sentence summary:

"Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all"

How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot. The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

2005-12-29T20:51:00.000+08:00

new year wish:

1) be fitter.
2) seriously be fitter.
3) Spurs winning the FA cup/Getting into CL
4) be happier.
5) letting go of certain things
6) i dont get killed by a stray bullet/loose grenade in NS
7) spending lesser time on the internet

2005-12-13T03:43:00.000+08:00

2005-12-05T23:37:00.000+08:00

2005-11-16T00:11:00.000+08:00

SPURS SAYS NO TO LEDLEY KING 80 K PER WEEK !!!

CHELSEA ALERTED !!!

SOURCE: TRIBAL SHIT.COM

the lengths that sorry excuse for a soccer tabloid will go to !! We havent so much as offer him a contract much less a 80k one. Almost as stupid as the stunt the NEW PAPER tried a while ago where soccer stars apparantely took time off to write to a second rate shitty newspaper in a small country about their happenings. and expecting the readers to believe it.

Anyway, i dont think King deserves 80k PW, although we SHOULD pay him that if he really holds the club to ransom, which he wont because he isnt a money grabbing greedy cunt like Rio.

2005-11-08T05:56:00.000+08:00

YAY!!! Hit the post twice, a perfectly legitimate goal not given, handball not spotted by the ref leading up to Bolton's goal. YAY WHY DO WE GET ALL THE BAD LUCK

words cannot fucking describe how much i fucking hate bolton, piece of 451 shit team, hoof hoof and hoof it up = tactic lawl and every of their fucking cheebye throw in take 2 minutes, wank stain diouf you fucking diver, i hope it felt good when Dawson got you in your fucking balls CUNT! WOOHOO~ well fucking done~ Well done to King for giving it to Stelios right IN DA FACE WOOHOO~!~!~!~ hope the scar is still there when we fucking own them the next time round in WHL. good thing our tough matches are almost all over, and judging by the way we played today (decent, beaten only by a goal that should never have been, and our best chance falling to our left back) we should have no problem winning our next 4 games.

2005-11-03T15:31:00.000+08:00

huan huan piao luo de feng ye xiang si nian

wo dian ran zhu guang wen nuan sui mo de qiu tian.............

2005-11-03T02:11:00.000+08:00

2005-10-28T09:43:00.000+08:00

Three fat Gooners standing in the wall,
Three fat Gooners standing in the wall
And if one Paul Gascoigne should bend it round the wall
There'll be one sick Seaman standing in the goal

this one is better...

(to The Wall – Pink Floyd)
¯We dont need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal.

now go out and fucking beat them.

2005-10-09T03:58:00.000+08:00

another fucked up dream.

In this one i was something like an assistant to a crime reporter investigating crimes around the neighbourhood. so we were in this house that a murder was just committed, i dont know why or how but we were waiting for the police. As we were walking from one room to another she suddendly pointed to a very super wudi large guitar case. She motioned me over and started to open. it was really freaking huge, and after we open we found ANOTHER guitar case inside it. and then after she opened it was anotehr guitar case. i remmeber her telling me 'why did he need such a huge guitar case for?' anyway there was guitar cases within guitar cases and when we were down to the last one she opened it and i scared so i looked away. then she suddendly looked up and looked SOOOOOO frightened and ran out of the room. i stood there stunned. i still didnt know what was inside because it was not facing me. but suddendly i felt damn scared myself and felt like i had to get the hell out of there. so i faster ran out after her and told her we should go, she told me admist her screamings 'no use, he;'s already here'. wtf. i ran back to the room utterly petrified, it was like waiting for death. then i looked at the window, it was not locked. so i dunno why but i just reached for the window and opened it and tried to climb out of it. this was how i remmeber so clearly we were on the 2nd floor, so the distance isnt huge. as i was climbing out it was asif she knew wat i was trying to do and kept screaming 'too late, too late'. i was FUCKING SCARED at that point and just sort of like slip my body down. you know in some hdb flats there's a huge ledge or somehting in between stories. somehow and I don;t know how, as i slip down i managed to somehow hold onto the thin ledge in between the ground and the 2nd storey using only my 10 fingers. as i looked down there were like 4 guys passing by and chatting. i didnt know them. i called out to them for help(while hands still on the ledge) and they looked up and were laughing. completley oblivious to my situation. anyway i said something like 'if you dont wnana help it's fine' and jumped down. unhurt. that seem to somehow piss them off and THEY start chasing after me. i ran and ran and they caught up after me. i struggled away and ran again, they caught up again. this happened quite a few times. all this while i rmemeber they were constantly laughing. somehting like torturing me. didnt stop me from running away but the speed they chased after me was like a race between a car and a human. anyway. after a few times this happen i dont know what happen but the dream like resetted itself at the point again where i was hanging by the ledge. suddendly i was at that ledge again. i looked down, seeing the 4 guys passing by again. For some reason, I REMEMBERED what happened previously before, meaning i remembered how the 4 guys went after me also. This time i didnt call out to them for help, but there was this huge construction pillar or something quite near me. i jumped and hug on to that almost jackie chan style. and i landed unhurt. again. so i started running. i could feel they were onto me again, but this time i had a big big lead over them. for some reason i remembered it was raining at that point. i ran and ran and ran and ran until i forgot how much i ran. i passed by a field when i suddendly saw one of my secondary school classmate there playing soccer. wtf. i told him that if someone asked for me say no. he say ok. i remeber all throughout that conversation i didnt stop running. suddendly, i was the busstop near my house. there was people. walking. for the first time in that dream i felt safe. but not quite. because all throughout i felt like i was a fugutive. one of the last few things i remember was what should i do now. i certainly couldnt go home because whoever or whatever it was hunting for me. i was totally drenched and peniless and didnt know what to do. the feeling was like being a sole survivor in a war. And then i woke up.

2005-10-08T08:17:00.000+08:00

他轻轻抚挲枪杆，叹道：“铁枪生锈了。这枪
好久没用啦。”王妃温言道：“请您别动这枪。
”杨铁心道：“为甚么？”王妃道：
“这是我最宝贵的东西。”

   杨铁心涩然道：“是吗？”顿了一顿，又道：“铁枪本有一对，现下只剩下一
根了。”王妃道：“甚么？”杨铁心不答，把铁枪挂回墙头，向枪旁的一张破犁注
视片刻，说道：“犁头损啦，明儿叫东村张木儿加一斤半铁，打一打。”王妃听了
这话，全身颤动，半晌说不出话来，凝目瞧着杨铁心，道：“你……你说甚么？”
杨铁心缓缓的道：“我说犁头损啦，明儿叫东村的张木儿加一斤半铁，打一打。”


gets me every time.

2005-10-08T07:03:00.000+08:00

wtf, bloody no appetite nowadays, cant seem to swallow anything especially rice. spent half an hour on four spoons, lawls. have to forcibily swallow every shit i put in, wtf? And just thinking about food now makes my stomach gurgle and WANTTOPUKE.

JUDD : MAN FUCK YUO MAN IT'S MY JUNGLE HAY MAN GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE

MAN.

2005-10-05T07:33:00.000+08:00

Some Interesting Facts about Tottenham Hotspur

FACT No 1. Tottenham are the BIGGEST entity in the universe. In fact, they are SO BIG that the rules of physics do not apply to them. They are so massive that that light actually bends as it approaches White hart Lane. When Stephen Hawking launched his book “A Brief History of Time” he spent six hours explaining his theory about “Big Bang”. At the end of the lecture a Spurs supporter stood up and said “Yeah, great theory mate, but what about the Spurs chances in Europe this season”

At this point Hawking knew that he had been rumbled, he faked a coronary and his speech synthesizer spontaneously self combusted.

Albert Einstein was a Spurs Supporter and so was his mum. Oppenheimer (who led the Manhattan Project to develop the A-Bomb) suggested to Eisenhower that it would be cheaper to just write “Come on you Spurs” on an empty bomb case and drop that on Japan, but soon realised that Spurs are SOOOO BIG that it would totally devastate the entire Pacific Rim region and turn the whole of Japan into a small piece of rock the size of a doughnut.

FACT No 2. Tottenham are the best club in the World – EVER. Spurs are such a great club that there is actually a waiting list to become a supporter. Some poorer families from East London and Essex have been waiting for over five generations just to buy a Spurs scarf. Famous Spurs Supporters include The Dalai Lama, Mahatma Ghandi, President Clinton, Catherine the Great, Rupert the Bear, Chas and Dave, Elvis Presley, Nanook of the North, the Vienna Boys Choir, Jesus Christ, Charlotte Church, Homer Simpson, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Hirohito of Japan and Teddy Sheringham.

FACT No 3. Tottenham have won every cup, trophy and competition, in every country for the last 250 years. They have 143 FA Cups, 215 Scudettos, 153 Copa del Reys, 215 League Championships, 29 Milk Cups and 217 Egg cups. They do this by wearing another teams colours, theatrical make up and padding. In last seasons European Cup Liverpool were losing 3-0 at half time so Rafa Benitez swapped his entire squad for Tottenham Reserves wearing Stevie Gerrard masks – the rest is history. Other famous Tottenham victories include The Battle of Waterloo, The Battle of Trafalgar, World War 2, Stalingrad, The Wesfalian Pumpernickel Wars, The Battle of Jenkins Ear and Grimsby. Arsenal only built Ashburton Grove so that Spurs can use Highbury as their trophy cabinet.

Tottenham play World Cup football under the alias of “Brasil” and they have won it over 5 times!!

In the 70’s, Tottenham won the Tour de France for five consecutive years – on a unicycle!!!

FACT No 4. Every professional footballer has a clause in their contract that allows them to sign for Spurs at a moments notice, even if they are in the middle of a game. This allows other lesser teams such as West Ham, Man Utd, Chelsea, Real Madrid and Derby to act as “feeder” clubs to the mega-club that is Spurs. Pele, Maradona, van Basten, Cruyff, Best and Keegan are just some of the names that have failed to make the cut and become Spurs players

FACT No 5 White Hart Lane has a seating capacity of 513,000 and it’s SOOOO BIG that if you buy the cheapest ticket in the stadium, you will have to catch a plane to the Falkland Islands to reach your seat. White Hart Lane is a World Heritage Site, mangos and bananas grow on the trees and naked handmaidens massage you with exotic oils as you watch Spurs defeat all that dare to play them.

FACT No 6 Spurs fans are taller, better looking, more popular and more intelligent than any other team’s supporters. They have bigger schlongs and can satisfy hundreds of women without even pausing for a break. Even a baby born to just one Spurs parent has an IQ of 276 just 10 minutes after being born. Many consider Michelangelo’s “David” to be the world’s foremost example of homoerotic art. It’s not. It is actually the minimum standard required to be allowed entrance to White Hart Lane.

2005-10-02T03:56:00.000+08:00

FUCK DARREN BENT AND CHARLTON, SHIT TEAM SHIT FANS SHIT PLAYERS SHIT MANAGERS!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARROGANT CUNT~~~~~~ 2-0 DOWN THERE HAPPY HAPPY~~~ DIDNT SAW THAT COMING AT ALL DID YA

2005-10-01T21:34:00.000+08:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS A PICK

Survivor fever is back on!! I'm so totally rooting for NAKUM, because they seem to be generally less annoying as a tribe, and they dont have that pompous fucker Gary 'landscaper' Hawkins! I don't get it, why does that twat thinks he's gonna be ousted as soon as his real identity as a third grade NFL QB is revealed ? Athleticism ? don't kid me, got owned in the challenges and someone like Judd would eat him up for breakfast..and then spit out the parts he didnt like.

I can;'t stand Judd either, ungrateful piece of lard actually talked Margaret behind her back after she saved his ass from dehydration. Would it be comedy if he had jumped right down into the river onto a crocodile..now that would be messy. Rafe, who prefers to devour termites instead of cooked corn, whatever his preference man. Lydia thinks she's safe as long she keeps delivering fish her tribe..fat hope! I damn fucking want her to be booted next episode man. Shit..i'm totally talking like Judd already...man. And Brianna is kinda cute in the 'helpless' way, too bad her 'best' was standing like a fucking statue during the challenge....goodbye :(

Favourites: Stephanie, Blake and Danni. That spiky branch that fell on Blake..fooking ouch. And Cindy is damn cute.

Stephanie..you go girl!!!

well, i dunno. i'll leave this one to yours imagination.

2005-10-01T03:42:00.000+08:00

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breath
Maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I want to be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever
We're gonna live forever
Gonna live forever
Live forever
Forever

2005-09-30T07:02:00.000+08:00